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The Ballad of Rickety Ruth

 

Slouching across the Earth

Like a ruffled flamingo

With hay on her brow

And the plague in her boots

In the trodden turbid snow

Her ankles are hard as roots

And obtusely sallying forth

Behind a wobbly wheelbarrow

 

She’s got the itch she’s got the look

She’s got the twitch she’s got the hook

She plucked a church bell off its beam

She bottles her own vinegar

She grew herself a dorsal fin

 

With her shredded eyes

And a headache to thwart

Ruth sat cross-legged on a tree

Poking inside, looking for sap

To melt it in her needle tea

She would drink it before her nap

And wake on top of the sunrise

To give herself a small head start

 

She’s got the screech she’s got the growl

She’s got the roar she’s got the howl

She swallowed whole a sugar pine

She filled a ravine with heartache

And an ice lake with dry gin

 

On the hollow bleak road

Her utensils were clittering

She saw far off in the distance

Three sinister sulky figures

But pursued on her strained advance

She was not one for detours

She was not one to recoil

For a litter of murderlings

 

She’s got the pitch she’s got the prayer

She’s got the switch she’s got the flair

She’s got wicker under the skin

She stripped a piano of its chords

And played them like a violin

 

When Ruth solemnly reached

This ambitious barricade

The men promised predictably

To carry out certain torments

Unless she emptied peacefully

The wheelbarrow of its contents

And her disregard was leeched

By the disdain they displayed

 

She’s got the lure she’s got the snare

She’s got the scars she’s got the stare

She tore apart an angel's wing

To stick the feathers on her sleeve

And bless her hands with starlight sheen

 

To overcome decisively

This insolent obstacle

She cracked the dryness from her wrists

And stood upright like a totem

Squeezing the hoodlums in her fists

Snapping her jaw like a tin drum

And hurtled them grotesquely

Into the grime, brine and gravel

 

She’s got the floor she’s got the flare

She’s got the gloom she’s got the glare

She sank kilometers deep

And held her breath for a few weeks

To mingle with the jellyfish

 

But the men weren't the kind to yield

They ran her down to split her spine

And since they shot her in the ass

Her stool is flaked with lead nuggets

And little chunks of shattered glass

Got stuck in her eye sockets

When she went through the windshield

And landed in the salt mine

 

She’s got the tusks she’s got the horns

She’s got the spine she’s got the tone

She haggled with a hurricane

And she swayed it quite forcibly

Into swerving off its course

 

No one heard a single sound

When Ruth delivered their dues

One was given to the birds

Another remained in the roots

With the ruins of the third

She made earrings, cups and flutes

And gave them away in town

Cause she was feeling generous

 

She’s got the craft she’s got the tools

She’s got the calm she’s got the cool

She wove a sweeping spider web

To atone for the few ones

She tore up in carelessness

 

She’s a Miocene mermaid

She’s lightning in a snow storm

She’s a mushroom cloud of love

And a mushroom network rod

She’s a caterpillar doll

In a butterfly cabal

 

She’s a juniper jam jar

She’s a thimbleful of tar

She’s a rusting arsenal

And a primal particle

She’s a dying dialect

Sister to owls and stick insects

 

She’s a choir conductor

She’s a trained practitioner

She’s a diesel road drummer

And a mystic night wrangler

She’s a cloud and a clover

She’s a bird, she’s a boulder

And she sews up rips in dreams

2016 / 2025

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